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[electrowhipit]

When you people say "things" happen every once in a while, are these "things" always so... I don't even know how to describe that. Involved? Difficult? Whatever it was, I hope it's not the norm.

But it looks like I got a little something for my troubles.

[ There's the sound of tearing paper as Jolt rips into the envelope, and quiet for a long, long moment.

Followed by the distinct crackle of electricity that causes a fair amount of static over the line for a second or two. ]

...

Yes!

Comments

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

...

Did... you just... call me amazing?

[electrowhipit]

Would you rather be funny?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Totally not blushing.]

No. I wouldn't. I... just thought...

[electrowhipit]

[ quirks an eyebrow ] Thought what?

And you might wanna lie back down before you aggravate your injury.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... Nothing. I guess it would be impossible not to notice how truly amazing I am.

[He glances down, having apparently completely forgotten he's standing on one leg, before he does as told, and flops down.]

[electrowhipit]

Yeah, yeah. All hail Sideswipe the Magnificent.

[ pokeZAP ]

keywords 8D

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Oh please do. I'd like tha--

[and zapped and shudders - dammit, it's not supposed to work like this in human bodies!]

--at.

[electrowhipit]

[ blinks a couple of times ]

I didn't hurt you, did I?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Bright. Red.]

... No. You didn't.

[electrowhipit]

[ ... oh ]

You like it.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[just... going to glare at you.]

I do not.

[electrowhipit]

You do too. You told me so.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[if possible, his face turns redder.]

I... No I didn't!

[electrowhipit]

Yes you did! [ ZAP ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

No I di--

[dsfkd his brain sort of shorts out and he may have made a... noise there.]

[electrowhipit]

[ just kind of staring ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

...

[And he flops an arm over his face.]

Go away.

[electrowhipit]

Sideswipe, I-

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[sharply]

You what?

[electrowhipit]

I'm sorry. If I would've known...

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

You'd have done it more often? To embarrass me?

[electrowhipit]

No. That's the last thing I wanna do.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... Oh no? Then why would you keep doing it? Just now?

[electrowhipit]

I was trying to make a point, but that- you-

Do you think that you constantly invading my space has any less of an effect on me?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[blankly]

That I... what? What are you talking about?