o13 ★ WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[electrowhipit]

... Ever get the feeling you missed something?

You humans pick the weirdest things to talk about.

All that aside, is there a... well, I don't even know if such a thing exists, but is there someplace here where I can... buy plants and seeds and things? I was thinking the garden could use some more color.

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[electrowhipit]

... Sideswipe? Are you okay?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

...

Yes. I... What are they talking about?

[electrowhipit]

They're talking about breasts. I just don't know why.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... What? Remind me. What... that is again.

[electrowhipit]

They're... uh... human females... they... I don't know.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

At least I'm not the only one.

... Did you find your plants?

[electrowhipit]

I've got a couple of places to check out. Should be fun.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Are you checking them out any time soon?

[electrowhipit]

I don't... have a schedule or anything. Why?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... I'm shamelessly fishing for an excuse to see you.

[electrowhipit]

Since when do you need an excuse?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Since... I decided I wanted one.

[electrowhipit]

... Okaaay. I suppose I could leave soon if you wanted to come.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

You really think I'd let you wander these breast-crazed streets on your own?

[electrowhipit]

... Don't ever say that again.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... [snickering] Yes, darling.

I'll be over shortly.

[electrowhipit]

I'll be here.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Aaaaaaaaaand true to his word, there's a Sideswipe knocking at your door, Jolt.]

[electrowhipit]

[ aaaaand true to his word, Jolt is indeed there. And he opens the door! ]

Come on in. I'm having a little bit of a shoe crisis, so it'll be a minute before we can leave.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I'm... sorry. You're having a what?

[As he saunters inside.]

[electrowhipit]

Shoe crisis. As in, I can only find one shoe.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... So forget the shoes altogether.

[electrowhipit]

What? No.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I could carry you.

[electrowhipit]

You wouldn't even make it down the block.