electrowhipit: (HOLO | stop stealing the covers)
[ All things considered, it's not the first time he's woken up in a strange room, in a strange body, in strange clothes. Not the first time he's woken up next to Harley either.

Still, he doesn't want to disturb her, so he slips out of bed and takes a look around. He pokes his head into the bathroom first before trying the door to get out, which naturally doesn't move. He swears lightly under his breath, using electromagnetism to try and yank the door open. He even tries the same trick on the hinges. Nothing works.

He swears again, colorfully and in Cybertronian. Might as well wake Harley up so she can help with this ]


Hey Harley! Rise and shine. We've got a problem.
electrowhipit: (HOLO | scenic)
I've been meaning to ask this for a while now, but I guess the town had other ideas. I don't think we're... what's the phrase? Oh! I don't think we're quite out of the woods yet, but I figured I'd take advantage of the calm.

Anyway, what exactly is Halloween? I'm guessing that's why everything is suddenly decorated, but I can't even begin to guess what's supposed to be going on.

I think this is the last time I have to ask that, though. I'll have been here a year pretty soon, so I've hit all of the human holidays this place feels the need to torture us with.

... Also I guess I'm supposed to talk to a guy named Conrad?
electrowhipit: (HOLO | waffle... on the floor?)
... So, I know there's like a million questions being flung around, what with recent events and all. I'm sorry to add one more, but...

What's a bedpan?
electrowhipit: (HOLO | jiggawut)
... Ever get the feeling you missed something?

You humans pick the weirdest things to talk about.

All that aside, is there a... well, I don't even know if such a thing exists, but is there someplace here where I can... buy plants and seeds and things? I was thinking the garden could use some more color.
electrowhipit: (HOLO | you have my attention)
Sooooo, any other holidays coming up I should know about? Next time I suddenly find myself locked in a room, I'd kind of like to know why.

... Not that this place really needs a reason to do whatever it does, but asking never hurt anybody.

[ filtered to the residents of 1249 Williams Road ]

Despite my showing up for dinner the other day, I'm staying with Sideswipe for a while. The address is 5718 Cunningham Lane, if you need anything.

Just so you all don't think I've fallen off the face of the planet or something.

(ooc; ))