o27 ★ THERE WILL BE NO LOVIN' IN THIS HOTEL ROOM

[electrowhipit]

[ All things considered, it's not the first time he's woken up in a strange room, in a strange body, in strange clothes. Not the first time he's woken up next to Harley either.

Still, he doesn't want to disturb her, so he slips out of bed and takes a look around. He pokes his head into the bathroom first before trying the door to get out, which naturally doesn't move. He swears lightly under his breath, using electromagnetism to try and yank the door open. He even tries the same trick on the hinges. Nothing works.

He swears again, colorfully and in Cybertronian. Might as well wake Harley up so she can help with this ]

Hey Harley! Rise and shine. We've got a problem.

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[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I didn't do it!

[Wakes up properly after that. Rubbing her eyes and looking around....]

.....Did I miss something?

[electrowhipit]

We both did, I think.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah.....this looks like the place I was locked in with Eddie last-


-hey! You're not a giant robot anymore!

[OH MY GOD. SHE'S GONE BACK IN TIME.]

[electrowhipit]

I don't think I'd fit in here if I was. They probably changed me back overnight.

... Wait, you've been here before?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Guess that makes sense.

[Aw...no time travel.]

Yeah! Last year I was stuck here with Edward....oh and the year before that I was stuck in a room with another guy.

...I think it's their end of summer tradition.

[electrowhipit]

That's really bizarre. I mean, we already live together. Why stick us in a room like this?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I dunno....maybe they got us mixed up or somethin?

[electrowhipit]

Well, I can't think of many other people I'd rather be stuck with.

I'm gonna guess there's no way out? I already tried the door.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Same to you pal.

[Grins at that. And jumps up, as well as she can with a dress on.]

Probably. I'll check the window anyway though.

....



Yup.

[electrowhipit]

What do they even expect us to do while we're in here? [ the concept of a love hotel is lost on the alien robot ): ]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Looking around again.]

....Um from the fancy stuff and the really tacky hearts everywhere? Probably somethin' neither of us are interested in.

[For once Harley isn't the oblivious one.]

[electrowhipit]

[ Give him a moment for that to sink in. ]

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah, sorry Harley, but you're not my type.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

No offence.

You aren't mine either.

[electrowhipit]

Well. Now that that's out of the way... what do we do? Just sit around and talk?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I guess so.

[Looking over....]

...food doesn't look too bad.

[electrowhipit]

It's been a while since I've eaten human food.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

We can eat an talk then. But first....

[HUG!]

Because you're easier to hug like this.

[electrowhipit]

[ OOH YAY HUGS. Harley gets a nice big hug back ]

I do miss being able to do this.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Yay!]

Yeah. Oh I've been lookin' after the garden for yah too.

[He's probably seen her doing it a few times.]

[electrowhipit]

I saw. You're doing a good job.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Grins and then goes over to the food.]

Oh, have you met my pal Red yet?

[electrowhipit]

Red? If you mean she's got red hair, then yeah. She was at the house looking for you during that whole ordeal with the milk.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah! That's her!

[And suddenly beaming. Best friend ever. That she may or may not have kissed.]

Her name's Ivy, but I call her Red.

[electrowhipit]

You two must be close. She was really worried about you.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

She's my best friend!

[Derpy little smile.]

[electrowhipit]

[ He laughs a little. He knows that kind of smile- he wears one often himself ]

You really like her, don't you?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[And possibly a similar. Red faced one, when people call him on it.]

...Yes...

[electrowhipit]

Uh-huh. Just what kind of "like" are we talking about here?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Drats....um...]

Maybe....a little more then friends?

[electrowhipit]

Does she know that?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

....well.

I asked her....'cause back home people were always askin' if we were...but I never really got it.

And....I think she's liked me for a while....



I guess she knows now.

[electrowhipit]

Did something happen?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

....well I kissed her.

[electrowhipit]

I guess that's one way to do it.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

Well the first two plans didn't go so well. I tried askin' people how you can tell if someone likes you, and then I asked her. But she kept tryin' ta' avoid the question.

[electrowhipit]

So what happened after you kissed her?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Do you see that smile. That giant smile.]

She kissed me.

[electrowhipit]

Good for you Harley. You deserve someone who makes you happy.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Aww...]

Thanks Jolt.

[electrowhipit]

C'mere.

[ another hug for you, not!wife ]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[All the hugs!]