o18 ★ WHO KEEPS BEDS IN PANS ANYWAY?

[electrowhipit]

... So, I know there's like a million questions being flung around, what with recent events and all. I'm sorry to add one more, but...

What's a bedpan?

Comments

[steel-massifail.livejournal.com]

...I have no idea. Maybe a pan you keep near your bed?

[electrowhipit]

For what, though? I'm supposed to... uh, clean 400 of them.

[steel-massifail.livejournal.com]

Hm. I dunno how a bed could make a pan dirty, though. But something would be making them dirty if you had to clean them?

[[He's still a bit clueless on this matter.]]

[electrowhipit]

I guess. Or it's just busywork.

[steel-massifail.livejournal.com]

...Sorry I'm not more knowledgeable.

[electrowhipit]

It's understandable. I wouldn't be asking if I had any idea.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... why?

[electrowhipit]

I'm supposed to clean them, apparently.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

That is not even remotely fair. Can we trade? I'll clean.

[electrowhipit]

Here's a newsflash, Sideswipe, I can't have kids any more then you can.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... We could always try.

[electrowhipit]

Try which one? Me having the kids or you?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Well, it was my assignment. And you're the only one I want... assisting.

I'll clean, you assist?

[best-papa-evar.livejournal.com]

It's a pan for people too sick to get out of bed--it's used for either relieving one's self or vomiting. You'd find them at the hospital...

...Do we still have a hospital?

[electrowhipit]

It--- oh, that's nasty. You humans and your... fluids. Gross. I'd rather take Sideswipe's job.

[best-papa-evar.livejournal.com]

Oh... Sideswipes... but... Uh, that's definitely an impossible job, in comparison.

[electrowhipit]

I'd take impossible over gross any day.

[best-papa-evar.livejournal.com]

Hey, look--I'll help you. I have a few hours before work. Would you be more willing with a hand from someone?

[electrowhipit]

... Seriously?

[atvaere.livejournal.com]

Shit catcher!

[electrowhipit]

So I heard. [ so. grossed. out. ]

[atvaere.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Justa normal parta... hospitals.

[electrowhipit]

It's still disgusting.

[atvaere.livejournal.com]

Priss.

[electrowhipit]

Do I know you?