o18 ★ WHO KEEPS BEDS IN PANS ANYWAY?

[electrowhipit]

... So, I know there's like a million questions being flung around, what with recent events and all. I'm sorry to add one more, but...

What's a bedpan?

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Well, it was my assignment. And you're the only one I want... assisting.

I'll clean, you assist?

[electrowhipit]

... You might not want to agree to helping me out just yet. I just... found out what a bedpan is.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... Why? What is it?

[electrowhipit]

It's... uh... [ whisper whisper whisper ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

...



EW! Why are humans so disgusting! Why would you have to--ew!

[electrowhipit]

I know. Just... ugh.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

...

If you bring me some bleach, and really assist me, I'll help. Despite... ugh. I feel ill.

[electrowhipit]

... I think there's a loophole we can exploit. At least that's what I've been told.

Oh. Um, Sideswipe, did they take away your abilities and weapons? Because... mine are totally gone.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... Then by all means. Let's exploit it.

You mean... they... there's no more...? Wait a moment, let me...

[He sets the phone down, and then there's silence, followed by a loud crash, some thuds and a yelp.

... More silence.]




Balance is gone.

[electrowhipit]

Are you okay?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Fine. Just... damaged my pride. What's left of it.

So no. I'm missing everything.

[electrowhipit]

So we're back to square one.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... I think I really hate my life.

What... do you think happens... if we don't do what we're told?

[electrowhipit]

I... I don't know.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... Ah. Well.

I'll be back, at any rate, I suppose.

[electrowhipit]

... Don't talk like that.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I'm just... saying. There is absolutely no way I can... do this. Just... brace yourself, is all.

[electrowhipit]

I know... I just... don't want to think about it.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... All right. I won't bring it up.

[electrowhipit]

Can you sit tight for a couple hours? I got some more help on this whole bedpan thing, and then I'll be over to see you.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I won't be going anywhere. It's too damned cold to.

[electrowhipit]

True. You'd better be ready to warm me up when I get there.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I'm ready already, darling.

[electrowhipit]

I'll see you later, then.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I'll be waiting.