o13 ★ WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[electrowhipit]

... Ever get the feeling you missed something?

You humans pick the weirdest things to talk about.

All that aside, is there a... well, I don't even know if such a thing exists, but is there someplace here where I can... buy plants and seeds and things? I was thinking the garden could use some more color.

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Since... I decided I wanted one.

[electrowhipit]

... Okaaay. I suppose I could leave soon if you wanted to come.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

You really think I'd let you wander these breast-crazed streets on your own?

[electrowhipit]

... Don't ever say that again.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... [snickering] Yes, darling.

I'll be over shortly.

[electrowhipit]

I'll be here.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Aaaaaaaaaand true to his word, there's a Sideswipe knocking at your door, Jolt.]

[electrowhipit]

[ aaaaand true to his word, Jolt is indeed there. And he opens the door! ]

Come on in. I'm having a little bit of a shoe crisis, so it'll be a minute before we can leave.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I'm... sorry. You're having a what?

[As he saunters inside.]

[electrowhipit]

Shoe crisis. As in, I can only find one shoe.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... So forget the shoes altogether.

[electrowhipit]

What? No.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I could carry you.

[electrowhipit]

You wouldn't even make it down the block.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I could too.

[electrowhipit]

Could not. [ while this is going on, he's going to wander into the bedroom to see if he can find that elusive shoe ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Could too.

[He follows after him, leaning in the doorway.] ... When did you have it on last?

[electrowhipit]

Could not. I'm heavy, remember?

... I kicked them off after work. [ nope. not in the closet. Let's try under the bed! ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Not that heavy. Besides... it's endearing on you.

[He says as he watches him bend over under the bed.] ... very endearing.

Maybe the town stole them.

[electrowhipit]

... What? What's endearing?

[ rummage, rummage- how long have these socks been here? ] Why would the town steal my shoe?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Grinning.] Right now? You, bent over like that.

... How should I know? They took everything else when we showed up.

[electrowhipit]

[ lfkdshdkjf ] You could help, you know.

... But the town gave me the shoes in the first place.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

But I like watching you wriggle around under there... [But he'll saunter over anyway, kneeling next to you.]

Then it could take them away again.

[electrowhipit]

You-- oh, never mind. [ withdrawing from under the bed, shoe in hand... aaaand he's going to smack you in the shoulder with it ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Ow-ow, hey!

[He's laughing though, and flops over on the floor.] Don't be such an aft.