o13 ★ WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[electrowhipit]

... Ever get the feeling you missed something?

You humans pick the weirdest things to talk about.

All that aside, is there a... well, I don't even know if such a thing exists, but is there someplace here where I can... buy plants and seeds and things? I was thinking the garden could use some more color.

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[electrowhipit]

What? No.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I could carry you.

[electrowhipit]

You wouldn't even make it down the block.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I could too.

[electrowhipit]

Could not. [ while this is going on, he's going to wander into the bedroom to see if he can find that elusive shoe ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Could too.

[He follows after him, leaning in the doorway.] ... When did you have it on last?

[electrowhipit]

Could not. I'm heavy, remember?

... I kicked them off after work. [ nope. not in the closet. Let's try under the bed! ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Not that heavy. Besides... it's endearing on you.

[He says as he watches him bend over under the bed.] ... very endearing.

Maybe the town stole them.

[electrowhipit]

... What? What's endearing?

[ rummage, rummage- how long have these socks been here? ] Why would the town steal my shoe?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Grinning.] Right now? You, bent over like that.

... How should I know? They took everything else when we showed up.

[electrowhipit]

[ lfkdshdkjf ] You could help, you know.

... But the town gave me the shoes in the first place.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

But I like watching you wriggle around under there... [But he'll saunter over anyway, kneeling next to you.]

Then it could take them away again.

[electrowhipit]

You-- oh, never mind. [ withdrawing from under the bed, shoe in hand... aaaand he's going to smack you in the shoulder with it ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Ow-ow, hey!

[He's laughing though, and flops over on the floor.] Don't be such an aft.

[electrowhipit]

That's what you get for being so shameless.

[ sits down, leaning back against the bed ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I can't help it. I like what I see.

[He flails his arm around until he can poke Jolt in the foot.] Put your shoes on, darling. I thought you wanted plants.

[electrowhipit]

I'm going, I'm going. [ stands, offering Sideswipe a hand ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[grips his hand, letting himself be hauled up.]

You're so kind, hauling your mate around.

[electrowhipit]

[ have one of these, too ] I know.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Oh, well. Have one back.]

I might have to buy you more roses.

[electrowhipit]

Oh yeah?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Mmmhmm. Quite a few, I think.

[electrowhipit]

Just because your trying to be sweet, or because of the thank you that follows?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Can't it be both?

[electrowhipit]

... I suppose. But this time let's skip the roses and go straight to the thank you- I'm still trying to recover from the insane amounts of flowers from Valentine's Day.