o13 ★ WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[electrowhipit]

... Ever get the feeling you missed something?

You humans pick the weirdest things to talk about.

All that aside, is there a... well, I don't even know if such a thing exists, but is there someplace here where I can... buy plants and seeds and things? I was thinking the garden could use some more color.

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

But I like watching you wriggle around under there... [But he'll saunter over anyway, kneeling next to you.]

Then it could take them away again.

[electrowhipit]

You-- oh, never mind. [ withdrawing from under the bed, shoe in hand... aaaand he's going to smack you in the shoulder with it ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Ow-ow, hey!

[He's laughing though, and flops over on the floor.] Don't be such an aft.

[electrowhipit]

That's what you get for being so shameless.

[ sits down, leaning back against the bed ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I can't help it. I like what I see.

[He flails his arm around until he can poke Jolt in the foot.] Put your shoes on, darling. I thought you wanted plants.

[electrowhipit]

I'm going, I'm going. [ stands, offering Sideswipe a hand ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[grips his hand, letting himself be hauled up.]

You're so kind, hauling your mate around.

[electrowhipit]

[ have one of these, too ] I know.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Oh, well. Have one back.]

I might have to buy you more roses.

[electrowhipit]

Oh yeah?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Mmmhmm. Quite a few, I think.

[electrowhipit]

Just because your trying to be sweet, or because of the thank you that follows?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Can't it be both?

[electrowhipit]

... I suppose. But this time let's skip the roses and go straight to the thank you- I'm still trying to recover from the insane amounts of flowers from Valentine's Day.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

My, we're demanding today. And there weren't... that many.

Come on, I'd like to get there and back before next week.

[electrowhipit]

Trust me, there were.

All right, Mister Impatient. Two more minutes, then we can go. [ toddles out of the room to locate his other shoe and put them on ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

There were not.

[And... he follows. Like a puppy or something.] Unless you've lost this shoe too...

[electrowhipit]

It's right here. [ shoe get! ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I still say you could have gone without.

[electrowhipit]

You try running around with no shoes on and see how long you last.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

A good half an hour.

[electrowhipit]

... Well okay then.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

See?

[He holds up a... bare foot.]

[electrowhipit]

[ You see this face? This is the face he's making. ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... What?