o13 ★ WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[electrowhipit]

... Ever get the feeling you missed something?

You humans pick the weirdest things to talk about.

All that aside, is there a... well, I don't even know if such a thing exists, but is there someplace here where I can... buy plants and seeds and things? I was thinking the garden could use some more color.

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[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Kinda?

[electrowhipit]

[ points at himself ] Alien robot, remember?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! You guys probably don't know much about humans.

[Pauses and smirks]

Am I gonna have ta give you "the talk" then?

[Air quotes included]

[electrowhipit]

... The talk? Talk about what?

She's enjoying this XD

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

You know....the talk

.....

You do know where babies come from right?

Oh man. He's doomed.

[electrowhipit]

I... yeah. Sophie lent me some books when I got here. What does that have to with anything?

So doomed

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

The talk silly! All kids have to get one of those when they grow up. It's part of life!

[Grabs your arm to push you onto a couch, and then sits on another chair]

Alas poor Jolt. We knew him well.

[electrowhipit]

A part of human life mayb-- [ dfkjhdffsdf pushed onto the couch wtf ]

Until he got stuck in a house with a crazy lady

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Exactly! And since you're surrounded by humans.....

[Sitting and looking quite formal now]

Alrighty, now. Men and women are very different. For instance girls don't have-

[.....and she procedes to go into great detail as to how different they are.]

[electrowhipit]

[ oh god it's like one of Ratchet's lectures on crack ]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[And now she's into the fun stuff]

And that's how men and women are different!

....so!

[So not finished yet]

When a man and a women love each other very much...

[And yes she just had to start like that becuase it's awesome.]

[electrowhipit]

[ this is more about human reproduction than he ever wanted to know. Ever. ]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

And that's why you should always practise safe sex!

[Why yes the conversation did mention that topic near the end]

Any questions?

[electrowhipit]

... [ give him a minute ] Harley... I really, really didn't need to know all that.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Waves a hand]

Of course you did silly.

You're surrounded by humans now...well humans and some bunny-like people...and some strange country thing....and a few vampires and...talking animals?...

[Looks off in thought for a second but snaps out of it]

Anyway, you're surrounded by humans, that's the point I mean!