o13 ★ WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[electrowhipit]

... Ever get the feeling you missed something?

You humans pick the weirdest things to talk about.

All that aside, is there a... well, I don't even know if such a thing exists, but is there someplace here where I can... buy plants and seeds and things? I was thinking the garden could use some more color.

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[electrowhipit]

[ ...well, we can dream, anyway ]

... That too.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Which is a pity, because your hands are... really pretty.]

... You have no idea how hard it is to be "good" right now.

[electrowhipit]

[ quirks an eyebrow ]

It's just a quick walk to the store. I'm sure you can survive.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Can I?

[electrowhipit]

You'd better.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

For your sake, I'll try my best to survive this most... incredible temptation.

[electrowhipit]

Gee, thanks.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... Jolt, that was a compliment.

[electrowhipit]

... Oh. I thought you were... I don't know, being sarcastic or something.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... Why would I be? About that, at least?

[electrowhipit]

I... don't know.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I've only ever chosen attractive individuals for... you know. That track record hasn't changed... not from where I stand.

[electrowhipit]

I... um. Thank you. [ ffff he's turning red ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[o rly?]

... Extremely attractive individuals. All their parts perfectly formed.

[electrowhipit]

Sideswipe, now you're overdoing it. [ he's still red, though ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I am not. I'm telling the truth.

... You're just... cute when you change colors.

[electrowhipit]

... [ shove ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Shoves back - grinning at you.]

[electrowhipit]

[ shoves again ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Shoves again too!]

[electrowhipit]

Hey-! [ SHOVE ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Hey, yourself! [Shove!]

[electrowhipit]

We're never gonna get there at this rate. [ ... shoves him back anyway ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

No, we'll never get there if... I just shoved you into a bush, out of prying eyes...

[electrowhipit]

[ might have actually paused to consider that ] No. Nonono. I told Sophie we were gonna be there, and we're gonna be there.