electrowhipit: (HOLO | jiggawut)
★☆ jolt ([personal profile] electrowhipit) wrote2010-03-08 10:57 pm

o13 ★ WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

... Ever get the feeling you missed something?

You humans pick the weirdest things to talk about.

All that aside, is there a... well, I don't even know if such a thing exists, but is there someplace here where I can... buy plants and seeds and things? I was thinking the garden could use some more color.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-03-10 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
... Why would I be? About that, at least?

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-03-10 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
I've only ever chosen attractive individuals for... you know. That track record hasn't changed... not from where I stand.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-03-10 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[o rly?]

... Extremely attractive individuals. All their parts perfectly formed.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-03-10 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
I am not. I'm telling the truth.

... You're just... cute when you change colors.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-03-10 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Shoves back - grinning at you.]

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-03-10 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
No, we'll never get there if... I just shoved you into a bush, out of prying eyes...

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-03-10 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
Think of it as truly communing with your precious plant life!

... But fine, it's your call.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-03-10 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Depends on how much you tease me.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-03-10 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
Making me behave is just as good as teasing, when you're in a good mood.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-03-10 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well then. With that sort of incentive... how can I resist?