o22 ★ THIS IS HALLO-WHAT?

[electrowhipit]

I've been meaning to ask this for a while now, but I guess the town had other ideas. I don't think we're... what's the phrase? Oh! I don't think we're quite out of the woods yet, but I figured I'd take advantage of the calm.

Anyway, what exactly is Halloween? I'm guessing that's why everything is suddenly decorated, but I can't even begin to guess what's supposed to be going on.

I think this is the last time I have to ask that, though. I'll have been here a year pretty soon, so I've hit all of the human holidays this place feels the need to torture us with.

... Also I guess I'm supposed to talk to a guy named Conrad?

Comments

[tuna-surprise.livejournal.com]

Halloween is a holiday. You wear costumes and children are given candy.


What did you need to talk to Conrad about?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... An entire year?

[wimpyvampire.livejournal.com]

This is Conrad speaking.

[evers-hacker.livejournal.com]

[Hi thar, have an over-excited red head over the phone.]

It's a holiday where people dress up and kids get candy and there's parties and...and...I think that's about it! [This is what happens when she gets excited orz.]small>

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Halloween is awesome! You dress up and there's candy!

[istheatmosphere.livejournal.com]

I believe it has something to do with candy and costumes. But most of my studies of Earth focused on Japan, and I don't recall the details of this particular holiday.

[doc-furcoat.livejournal.com]

Halloween is a day when human women have a liable excuse fer dressin' up like a gaggle a whores an' get t'do whatever they want. Because who's gonna tell a buxom beauty t'stop dancin' on that table when her tits are hangin' out an' her panties are showin'?

No one.

[Someone loves Slutoween.]