electrowhipit: (HOLO | I don't think so Tim)
★☆ jolt ([personal profile] electrowhipit) wrote2011-03-07 01:33 pm

o25 ★ DON'T TRUST THE LAWN DECORATIONS

[ This call is coming from the local garage, where Jolt has stopped to pick up supplies. ]

Those statues are not statues- I met someone who knows that they are, and what they can do- and they're dangerous.

They can only move when no one is looking at them, and they're fast. Don't take your eyes off them if you get near one, not even long enough to blink- but don't look into their eyes. They'll kill you if you do. They can also send people to any point in time just by touching them.

As far as I know, they can't be killed, but they can be immobilized if there are two of them facing each other.

Right now, April and I are working on getting chains so we can tie them up. Keep them from moving. It's not a permanent fix, but the less of those things that are free-roaming, the better.

How's everybody else doing? Is anybody missing in action?

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2011-03-08 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Jolt. That's not the point, and you know that.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2011-03-08 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
You can't ask me just to leave you.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2011-03-08 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but...

I can't lose you either.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2011-03-08 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
According to what you just said, they don't have to touch you.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2011-03-08 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
... I want to see you. Before you do anything crazy. Or reckless.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2011-03-08 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I can. Don't go anywhere until I get there.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2011-03-08 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, fenderfoot. I'll get there. One way or another. If my mirror must be sacrificed to the greater good then, alas... I'll do what I must.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2011-03-08 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be there in a moment.

... You too.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2011-03-08 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Sooner or later, there's bound to be a knock. And outside the door, Sideswipe will be standing. Wearing a pair of mirrors like a sandwich board.]

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2011-03-08 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
I am always a genius, thank you. But I'll let this one slide. Just this once.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2011-03-08 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't need to be told twice, and ducks inside, starting to slide the mirrors off himself.]

As you wish...

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2011-03-08 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He glances around a bit -- appreciatively. Before stepping forward to rest his hands on your shoulders.]

You're proving yourself to be rather intelligent as well... All this? On your own?