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[electrowhipit]

[ there is a long silence, then a groggy groan-slash-yawn ]

Guys? Did- did it work? I- wait. This isn't right. Ratchet-? Hello? Ow. Primus, my head. Ratchet said I might be sore, but...

[ a yelp, followed by the distinct sounds of someone falling out of bed ]

Ow. W-what's going on?! Where- what- my body--

Okay, Jolt. Let's think about this for a second. One klik I'm in the desert. On my right, Optimus. On my left... that... one mech. I never got his name. Anyway, I'm positive I did everything right, so how did I wind up here?

Frag it, I better be dreaming. Dreaming that I'm a human. In a house.

...

Forget dreaming. Maybe this is really a nightmare.

...Guys? Autobots- tell me I'm not the only one here. Please tell me I'm not the only one here.

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[electrowhipit]

I sort of figured if there was, you'd all be gone by now anyway.

... Anything else you can tell me about this place?

[if-she-hollers.livejournal.com]

. . .

Um. Not what I was expecting. So how's like, the whole breathing thing going? You're like, taking it pretty well, I think.

[electrowhipit]

[ kfjhdafs Primus. His first impulse is to try and zap her BUT THAT DOESN'T WORK, so he's just backing up nice and slow like, hands raised ]

I wish I knew! I just woke up here!

[electrowhipit]

I'm beginning to regret that.

...

Excuse me?

[eldest-hatter.livejournal.com]

We are all expected to live as families with strangers, and sometimes drones.

And it seems everyone once in a while strange occurrences will take place. A week or so ago very few of us were able to communicate due to speaking different languages.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Look, if I had a better answer for you, I'd give it. But I don't.

...

Optimus. It worked. That's... what you wanted to know, right?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She blinks]

Oh okay!

[The lamp is now safely on a table and she's back to being perky.]

That's what happened to me too!

[skyruns.livejournal.com]

Er, hello. You were dreaming that you were human?

[electrowhipit]

Well, I wasn't thinking about it before. Breathing, I mean. I was just kinda... doing it.

[electrowhipit]

No. That's... I was hoping that my being human was a dream.

I'm somehow thinking that's not the case.

[electrowhipit]

Oh. Oh, that's good. That's... really, really good.

[electrowhipit]

Just when you think it can't get weirder.

But, um, thanks. I'm Jolt.

[electrowhipit]

[ someone save me from the crazy lady D: ]

Who are you, anyway?

[skyruns.livejournal.com]

...so then, I take it that you're supposed to be something else.

[if-she-hollers.livejournal.com]

Oh. Then you like, shouldn't think about it too much. And like, don't think about swallowing either, cause then you start noticing it every time you swallow and it gets like really annoying really fast. Same for blinking.

. . . And ah-hem, you like, might want to get a guy to tell you about that thing in your pants, cause there are um. Some involuntary movements associated there, too.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[No one can save you]

Harley Quinn, nice ta meet'cha

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I uh... I didn't know you could do that.

[Yes, let's talk about something else for a while. 8|]

[electrowhipit]

You take it correctly.

[electrowhipit]

[ ... ): ]

... I'm Jolt.

You live here, then?

[electrowhipit]

[ ...you are supremely obnoxious and unhelpful :| ]

...

Yeeeeah. Thanks. I'll, uh, keep that in mind.

[if-she-hollers.livejournal.com]

[Ini's very good at that.]

Oh, hey. I like, wonder what'll happen when you like, start getting your normal body back. That'd be . . . weird. Maybe like, they'll give back one piece at a time and you'll be an android for a while. Cool, huh?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[...:)...]

Yeah, me and Kaito. He woke up here too. Oh and that other kid...uh Nate?...no Jeff, yeah. He got here just a while ago too.

[skyruns.livejournal.com]

[He just mutters to himself for a moment.] So the town can even take the non-human and turn them into... I should probably keep notes of these things.

[electrowhipit]

I... didn't know I could either. Not on that scale, anyway.

[eldest-hatter.livejournal.com]

I've found this place grows stranger by the day.

A pleasure to meet you Jolt. My name is Sophie Jenkins.