oo1 ★ VOICE

[electrowhipit]

[ there is a long silence, then a groggy groan-slash-yawn ]

Guys? Did- did it work? I- wait. This isn't right. Ratchet-? Hello? Ow. Primus, my head. Ratchet said I might be sore, but...

[ a yelp, followed by the distinct sounds of someone falling out of bed ]

Ow. W-what's going on?! Where- what- my body--

Okay, Jolt. Let's think about this for a second. One klik I'm in the desert. On my right, Optimus. On my left... that... one mech. I never got his name. Anyway, I'm positive I did everything right, so how did I wind up here?

Frag it, I better be dreaming. Dreaming that I'm a human. In a house.

...

Forget dreaming. Maybe this is really a nightmare.

...Guys? Autobots- tell me I'm not the only one here. Please tell me I'm not the only one here.

Comments

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Jolt?

[eldest-hatter.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid you've taken out of your home, or wherever you might have been like the rest of us.

[electrowhipit]

It's not my home I'm worried about right now. I've been taken clean out of my body.

[eldest-hatter.livejournal.com]

Out of your body? Just how is that possible? Have you been made into a spirit of some kind?

[if-she-hollers.livejournal.com]

So like, if you're not a human, then like, what are you supposed to be?

[electrowhipit]

Autobot. Uh. Autonomous robotic life form.

[if-she-hollers.livejournal.com]

. . .

Um. Not what I was expecting. So how's like, the whole breathing thing going? You're like, taking it pretty well, I think.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Hey strang man in her house. Harley's just going to approuch you with her nice normal, weapon lamp]

Okay mister, who are you and what are ya' doing in my house?

[There is a lamp now raised at your head. Not going to hit yet though...get to talkin']

[electrowhipit]

[ kfjhdafs Primus. His first impulse is to try and zap her BUT THAT DOESN'T WORK, so he's just backing up nice and slow like, hands raised ]

I wish I knew! I just woke up here!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She blinks]

Oh okay!

[The lamp is now safely on a table and she's back to being perky.]

That's what happened to me too!

[skyruns.livejournal.com]

Er, hello. You were dreaming that you were human?

[electrowhipit]

No. That's... I was hoping that my being human was a dream.

I'm somehow thinking that's not the case.

[skyruns.livejournal.com]

...so then, I take it that you're supposed to be something else.

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

If you weren't a human, what were you?

[electrowhipit]

About 20 feet taller and made of metal.

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well. That's very different.

[bukapintu.livejournal.com]

'Nother one of those non-human types, huh.

[electrowhipit]

What? Are we common around here?

[bukapintu.livejournal.com]

I think we got all kinds around here.

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

Are you lost?

[electrowhipit]

No more than anyone else here, I guess.

[brbpouncingyou.livejournal.com]

[[He laughs a little bit.]]

So you're one of those autobot things as well?

[electrowhipit]

Yeah, I am.