★☆ jolt (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
electrowhipit) wrote2009-11-03 01:14 pm
electrowhipit) wrote2009-11-03 01:14 pm
oo1 ★ VOICE
[ there is a long silence, then a groggy groan-slash-yawn ]
Guys? Did- did it work? I- wait. This isn't right. Ratchet-? Hello? Ow. Primus, my head. Ratchet said I might be sore, but...
[ a yelp, followed by the distinct sounds of someone falling out of bed ]
Ow. W-what's going on?! Where- what- my body--
Okay, Jolt. Let's think about this for a second. One klik I'm in the desert. On my right, Optimus. On my left... that... one mech. I never got his name. Anyway, I'm positive I did everything right, so how did I wind up here?
Frag it, I better be dreaming. Dreaming that I'm a human. In a house.
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Forget dreaming. Maybe this is really a nightmare.
...Guys? Autobots- tell me I'm not the only one here. Please tell me I'm not the only one here.
Guys? Did- did it work? I- wait. This isn't right. Ratchet-? Hello? Ow. Primus, my head. Ratchet said I might be sore, but...
[ a yelp, followed by the distinct sounds of someone falling out of bed ]
Ow. W-what's going on?! Where- what- my body--
Okay, Jolt. Let's think about this for a second. One klik I'm in the desert. On my right, Optimus. On my left... that... one mech. I never got his name. Anyway, I'm positive I did everything right, so how did I wind up here?
Frag it, I better be dreaming. Dreaming that I'm a human. In a house.
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Forget dreaming. Maybe this is really a nightmare.
...Guys? Autobots- tell me I'm not the only one here. Please tell me I'm not the only one here.
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Where are you?
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But I'm here too. Somewhere.
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Wait. If you're in a house, does that mean you're--?
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[awkward silence]
Tragically, yes.
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How? Sideswipe, what's going on?
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I have no idea. No one's told me anything, except this is "Mayfield, you're doomed, there's no going home, the mayor did it, you're an idiot Sideswipe!"
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And neither is that.
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And yeah, it worked.
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Excuse me?
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Optimus. It worked. That's... what you wanted to know, right?
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[Yes, let's talk about something else for a while. 8|]
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So, aside from literally everything going on right now... are you all right?
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... My head is killing me and my, uh, "mate" just threatened me with a lamp. How do you think I'm doing?
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She what--Where are you? Do you have any coordinates?
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Just... give me a minute. [ brb going to shuffle through papers and various things ]
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... sure.
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Do you need backup?
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It'd be good to see you.
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...
This may take a few minutes. They took my vehicle.
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...Take your time.
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... Doesn't look like I have a choice.
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