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[ there is a long silence, then a groggy groan-slash-yawn ]

Guys? Did- did it work? I- wait. This isn't right. Ratchet-? Hello? Ow. Primus, my head. Ratchet said I might be sore, but...

[ a yelp, followed by the distinct sounds of someone falling out of bed ]

Ow. W-what's going on?! Where- what- my body--

Okay, Jolt. Let's think about this for a second. One klik I'm in the desert. On my right, Optimus. On my left... that... one mech. I never got his name. Anyway, I'm positive I did everything right, so how did I wind up here?

Frag it, I better be dreaming. Dreaming that I'm a human. In a house.

...

Forget dreaming. Maybe this is really a nightmare.

...Guys? Autobots- tell me I'm not the only one here. Please tell me I'm not the only one here.

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[Here, have an apple chucked at your head.]

Shut. Up.

[ fdklfgjldkfgjdgf just barely manages to duck ]

Hey! That was uncalled for!

[Can't hear you, too busy going back down the hall.]

[ follows >O ]

What is this? You can dish it but you can't take it?

[Just... walking 8| ]

Stow it, I said.

I was just joking! What crawled up your exhaust port and died?

It's nothing, all right?

It's not nothing! You're freaking out!

I'm not freaking out. You're making crazy assumptions!

I'm teasing, and you're blowing it way out of proportion!

...

[Silence.]

You're teasing?

Yes! What is your damage?

... Nothing. Um. Hm.

Nothing.

Are you sure being shoved into that body didn't seriously damage your processor?

Yes, I'm sure. Something's wrong with you.

Nothing's wrong with me. It's your capacity to take a joke that's glitched.

... Blame the drone... mate... thing.

What? Why? What did she do?

... The drone takes its role as "mate" very seriously. Let's just. Leave it at that.

Oh. That's... I'm sorry.

It's... all right. I locked it in a closet.

... I'm sensing that's a theme around here.

... Really? I thought I was being creative.

That's apparently what, uh, Harley did with her drone mate before I showed up.

... So where did her drone mate go when you showed up?

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