electrowhipit: (HOLO | run that by me again)
★☆ jolt ([personal profile] electrowhipit) wrote2009-11-03 01:14 pm

oo1 ★ VOICE

[ there is a long silence, then a groggy groan-slash-yawn ]

Guys? Did- did it work? I- wait. This isn't right. Ratchet-? Hello? Ow. Primus, my head. Ratchet said I might be sore, but...

[ a yelp, followed by the distinct sounds of someone falling out of bed ]

Ow. W-what's going on?! Where- what- my body--

Okay, Jolt. Let's think about this for a second. One klik I'm in the desert. On my right, Optimus. On my left... that... one mech. I never got his name. Anyway, I'm positive I did everything right, so how did I wind up here?

Frag it, I better be dreaming. Dreaming that I'm a human. In a house.

...

Forget dreaming. Maybe this is really a nightmare.

...Guys? Autobots- tell me I'm not the only one here. Please tell me I'm not the only one here.

[ action spam of AWESOME ]

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-05 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
... Blame the drone... mate... thing.

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[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-05 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
... The drone takes its role as "mate" very seriously. Let's just. Leave it at that.

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[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-05 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
It's... all right. I locked it in a closet.

[ action spam of AWESOME ]

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-05 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
... Really? I thought I was being creative.

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[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-05 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
... So where did her drone mate go when you showed up?

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[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-05 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
... I don't really know if I want the answer.

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[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-05 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
... I'll get the broom. Hold on.

[ action spam of AWESOME ]

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-05 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[... already went to get it. Returns triumphant!]

You should be thankful! I'm protecting you!

[ action spam of AWESOME ]

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-05 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
... Call me that like you mean it, and maybe I will.

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[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-05 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh would you--

[jogs after you damn it 8| ]

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[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-05 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Oh shi-- Wait, we can look for his signa--no, no we can't. What the hell, Jolt, where are you? Not panicking, no.]

Jolt...? Jolt!

[ action spam of AWESOME ]

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-05 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
Answer me!

[nudges the door open with the broom handle, tense and... okay, yes, he's scared.]