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[electrowhipit]

[ there is a long silence, then a groggy groan-slash-yawn ]

Guys? Did- did it work? I- wait. This isn't right. Ratchet-? Hello? Ow. Primus, my head. Ratchet said I might be sore, but...

[ a yelp, followed by the distinct sounds of someone falling out of bed ]

Ow. W-what's going on?! Where- what- my body--

Okay, Jolt. Let's think about this for a second. One klik I'm in the desert. On my right, Optimus. On my left... that... one mech. I never got his name. Anyway, I'm positive I did everything right, so how did I wind up here?

Frag it, I better be dreaming. Dreaming that I'm a human. In a house.

...

Forget dreaming. Maybe this is really a nightmare.

...Guys? Autobots- tell me I'm not the only one here. Please tell me I'm not the only one here.

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[electrowhipit]

It was just... idle curiosity. I didn't expect him to know about it at all, let alone that much-

[ shudders a little ohgodmemories ]

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

You actually asked Ratchet about mating?

Now, I don't feel sorry at all. [But he'll pat you on the shoulder anyway.]

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[electrowhipit]

It was a mistake. One I'm never ever gonna make again.

[ ... ): ]

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

All right, all right, fine... I believe you.

[Smiiile~ :3 ]

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[electrowhipit]

[ pooout ]

That brought back a whole mess of mental images I don't need.

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Just going to drape an arm around your shoulders - come on, quit pouting.]

So... that just means we need to find something else for you to focus on.

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[electrowhipit]

I'm gonna regret this, but... such as?

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... I was afraid you'd ask me that.

[HAS NO IDEA.]

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[electrowhipit]

You're so incredibly helpful. I'm really amazed.

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

...

[Thwacks you on the shoulder]

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[electrowhipit]

Ow! Hey! [ shove ]

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Hey! Watch it!

[shove >O]

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[electrowhipit]

You watch it! [ SHOVE ]

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

You started it!

[SHOVE!]

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[electrowhipit]

Gonna finish it, too!

[ SHOVES HARDER ]

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Human body = loss of balance gyros... and he wasn't expecting that. He'll just... make a dent in your wall here.

And fall over 8| ]

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[electrowhipit]

[ ...whoops. Coming over to inspect the damage ]

You okay?

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[ ... just gonna lie here. 8| ]

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[electrowhipit]

... [ poke? ] Sideswipe?

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[... no one's home. :| ]

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[electrowhipit]

[ crouching down, looking quite concerned ]

Sideswipe? Hey- answer me!

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[No.

Still just lying here. You're strong, dammit.]

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[electrowhipit]

Sideswipe? [ shakes you a little ] Wake up! Don't le-- Please wake up!

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... [Okay, he's peering up at you.]

Well... since you said "please".

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[electrowhipit]

[ stares for a moment, and then gives you a rough little shove as he stands up ]

That wasn't even close to funny.