oo1 ★ VOICE

[electrowhipit]

[ there is a long silence, then a groggy groan-slash-yawn ]

Guys? Did- did it work? I- wait. This isn't right. Ratchet-? Hello? Ow. Primus, my head. Ratchet said I might be sore, but...

[ a yelp, followed by the distinct sounds of someone falling out of bed ]

Ow. W-what's going on?! Where- what- my body--

Okay, Jolt. Let's think about this for a second. One klik I'm in the desert. On my right, Optimus. On my left... that... one mech. I never got his name. Anyway, I'm positive I did everything right, so how did I wind up here?

Frag it, I better be dreaming. Dreaming that I'm a human. In a house.

...

Forget dreaming. Maybe this is really a nightmare.

...Guys? Autobots- tell me I'm not the only one here. Please tell me I'm not the only one here.

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Human body = loss of balance gyros... and he wasn't expecting that. He'll just... make a dent in your wall here.

And fall over 8| ]

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[electrowhipit]

[ ...whoops. Coming over to inspect the damage ]

You okay?

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[ ... just gonna lie here. 8| ]

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[electrowhipit]

... [ poke? ] Sideswipe?

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[... no one's home. :| ]

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[electrowhipit]

[ crouching down, looking quite concerned ]

Sideswipe? Hey- answer me!

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[No.

Still just lying here. You're strong, dammit.]

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[electrowhipit]

Sideswipe? [ shakes you a little ] Wake up! Don't le-- Please wake up!

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... [Okay, he's peering up at you.]

Well... since you said "please".

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[electrowhipit]

[ stares for a moment, and then gives you a rough little shove as he stands up ]

That wasn't even close to funny.

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Staying down on the floor--joke or not, it's comfy.]

Neither was the closet.

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[electrowhipit]

[ Perfectly content to leave you there :| ]

That was different. I was-- okay. Maybe it wasn't different.

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Dramatic upward point.]

I told you so!

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[electrowhipit]

[ face, meet palm ]

Sideswipe... shut up.

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

No. You shoved me into a wall.

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[electrowhipit]

It's not my fault you've lost the ability to stand up straight. Or that you're easy to throw around.

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... That's a low blow, and you know it.