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[ there is a long silence, then a groggy groan-slash-yawn ]

Guys? Did- did it work? I- wait. This isn't right. Ratchet-? Hello? Ow. Primus, my head. Ratchet said I might be sore, but...

[ a yelp, followed by the distinct sounds of someone falling out of bed ]

Ow. W-what's going on?! Where- what- my body--

Okay, Jolt. Let's think about this for a second. One klik I'm in the desert. On my right, Optimus. On my left... that... one mech. I never got his name. Anyway, I'm positive I did everything right, so how did I wind up here?

Frag it, I better be dreaming. Dreaming that I'm a human. In a house.

...

Forget dreaming. Maybe this is really a nightmare.

...Guys? Autobots- tell me I'm not the only one here. Please tell me I'm not the only one here.

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That was- I didn't save the whole planet.

You. Saved Prime. Prime, I'm assuming, is going to go off and do what he does best, thus saving the planet. Therefore... you saved the planet.

[This is the world according to Sideswipe]

I think your logic is broken.

I think my logic got your mind off things.

[ there's a smile there, and he gives you a playful nudge with an elbow ]

Thanks.

Much better.

[Grin~] I prefer you in this mood to the other.

So, I have to ask. What's with the broom?

[this is the moment in which he realizes he still has an arm around you... hm. Oh well.]

... I told you I found a stick. I brought it with me.

[ it hasn't clicked here yet ]

... [ snerk ] My hero.

[then it can stay where it is... don't mind him turning a little red there.]

... I'll have to remember that's all it takes to impress you.

... Your face is turning red. [ like he was just gonna ignore it :3 ]

And successfully fight someone off with the broom, and then I'll be impressed.

... it must be a glitch. Stow it. [you're not helping damn you :| ]

Your "mate" threatens you with a lamp again and I just might.

It's getting worse. [ turnabout is fair play :| ]

Hopefully she won't. I think the... uh, initial shock of me just showing up in her house has passed.

No it isn't. [Yes it is.]

... Jolt. She tried to hit you with a lamp. I wouldn't be so confident.

Yes. [ poooookes ] It is.

... Come on. If I can't fend for myself against a human female, then what good am I?

[Dammit you, now he looks like a tomato. And that poke isn't helping.] No. It isn't. Why is it hot in here?

We're also not supposed to harm the humans. Can you subdue her, in your... current state... without hurting her?

[ ah, and it is now he notices the arm, and turns a little red himself ] I don't. Um. I don't know.

I'd probably do less damage than you and that broom.

[He's going to... step away a little. You're free to move too.] Maybe these bodies... have faulty internal heating.

I could just be using it as a distraction, you know.

[ steps back a little as well. ): ] Ah. Maybe.

... What? Like "don't mind me, I'm just here to sweep your floor" or-?

[Just going to stand here, awkward for... the first time ever.] It must be.

Or, "get away from him, you bitch"?

[... Sideswipe has clearly seen Aliens too many times.]

[ OH LOOK you didn't close this drawer. I think I'll not look at you and do that now. ]

Oh, yeah, that'll go over well.

[he'll just... fold his arms and look at that wall. That's a neat wall.]

You never know. It could.

[ just... watch out. Because there are likely pictures of Jolt and his lovely... wife. ): ]

It might get you hit with a lamp.

Mmmhmm. I think I can take it--

[Wait hold on - what is that in this picture here?]

They gave you spawn?

What?

Uh. Yeah. Apparently.

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