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[electrowhipit]

[ there is a long silence, then a groggy groan-slash-yawn ]

Guys? Did- did it work? I- wait. This isn't right. Ratchet-? Hello? Ow. Primus, my head. Ratchet said I might be sore, but...

[ a yelp, followed by the distinct sounds of someone falling out of bed ]

Ow. W-what's going on?! Where- what- my body--

Okay, Jolt. Let's think about this for a second. One klik I'm in the desert. On my right, Optimus. On my left... that... one mech. I never got his name. Anyway, I'm positive I did everything right, so how did I wind up here?

Frag it, I better be dreaming. Dreaming that I'm a human. In a house.

...

Forget dreaming. Maybe this is really a nightmare.

...Guys? Autobots- tell me I'm not the only one here. Please tell me I'm not the only one here.

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Oh come on! That was one time!

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[electrowhipit]

Really? What with those blades of yours, I'd think the count would be higher than that.

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... I wasn't exactly paying attention most of the time.

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[electrowhipit]

...You're saying you lost count?

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Deeeeeeep breath]

... Can we... not discuss this?

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[electrowhipit]

... Okay. Forget I said anything.

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... Forgotten.

So what are you going to do? Electrical work?

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[electrowhipit]

Not exactly.

[ tosses what appears to be a paycheck from a local garage onto the counter ] Found this while I was looking for the address.

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

You mean... they already had you signed up for work?

[He picks it up, turning it over a few times.] I thought their money was green.

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[electrowhipit]

They already picked out my family, why not my job, too?

I think it's like a voucher. I trade it in for money.

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... Good point.

[Eyes the check...] How do you know so much about all this?

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[electrowhipit]

[ shrug ] I picked up a little about human monetary systems on the internet, but mostly I'm just guessing.

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Well, it looks like I've got another reason to bother you.

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[electrowhipit]

You actually need reasons to bother me?

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... occasionally. I don't spend all my time daydreaming about you.

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[electrowhipit]

You... daydream about me?

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Just... going to choke on that apple for a second.]

No--that--no. That wasn't what I meant!

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[electrowhipit]

You do, don't you?

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

I don't. Stow it.

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[electrowhipit]

[ just. starts laughing. ]

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Here, have an apple chucked at your head.]

Shut. Up.

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[electrowhipit]

[ fdklfgjldkfgjdgf just barely manages to duck ]

Hey! That was uncalled for!

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Can't hear you, too busy going back down the hall.]

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[electrowhipit]

[ follows >O ]

What is this? You can dish it but you can't take it?

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[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Just... walking 8| ]

Stow it, I said.