★☆ jolt (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
electrowhipit) wrote2009-11-03 01:14 pm
electrowhipit) wrote2009-11-03 01:14 pm
oo1 ★ VOICE
[ there is a long silence, then a groggy groan-slash-yawn ]
Guys? Did- did it work? I- wait. This isn't right. Ratchet-? Hello? Ow. Primus, my head. Ratchet said I might be sore, but...
[ a yelp, followed by the distinct sounds of someone falling out of bed ]
Ow. W-what's going on?! Where- what- my body--
Okay, Jolt. Let's think about this for a second. One klik I'm in the desert. On my right, Optimus. On my left... that... one mech. I never got his name. Anyway, I'm positive I did everything right, so how did I wind up here?
Frag it, I better be dreaming. Dreaming that I'm a human. In a house.
...
Forget dreaming. Maybe this is really a nightmare.
...Guys? Autobots- tell me I'm not the only one here. Please tell me I'm not the only one here.
Guys? Did- did it work? I- wait. This isn't right. Ratchet-? Hello? Ow. Primus, my head. Ratchet said I might be sore, but...
[ a yelp, followed by the distinct sounds of someone falling out of bed ]
Ow. W-what's going on?! Where- what- my body--
Okay, Jolt. Let's think about this for a second. One klik I'm in the desert. On my right, Optimus. On my left... that... one mech. I never got his name. Anyway, I'm positive I did everything right, so how did I wind up here?
Frag it, I better be dreaming. Dreaming that I'm a human. In a house.
...
Forget dreaming. Maybe this is really a nightmare.
...Guys? Autobots- tell me I'm not the only one here. Please tell me I'm not the only one here.
[ action spam of AWESOME ]
... What? Like "don't mind me, I'm just here to sweep your floor" or-?
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Or, "get away from him, you bitch"?
[... Sideswipe has clearly seen Aliens too many times.]
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Oh, yeah, that'll go over well.
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You never know. It could.
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It might get you hit with a lamp.
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[Wait hold on - what is that in this picture here?]
They gave you spawn?
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Uh. Yeah. Apparently.
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[Just going to... laugh. Obviously, someone hasn't noticed their own "spawn".]
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[brb cracking up]
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[ SHOVE ]
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You. Spawning. It's hilarious.
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... I don't think so.
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What, you think you would have?
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That's not what I meant.
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What did you mean?
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[ looks a mite embarrassed about the whole thing, so nomming on the apple to kind of cover that up ]
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[brb digging in your fridge. What... is all this?]
The last part, I can see, though.
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... And try an apple. [ it is really quite delicious and Jolt is nomming away ]
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... I'll trade you for one of mine, if you ever venture into drone-mate territory. [hey, these... are pretty good.]
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... That works for me. [ om nom nom nom ]
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