★☆ jolt (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
electrowhipit) wrote2009-11-03 01:14 pm
electrowhipit) wrote2009-11-03 01:14 pm
oo1 ★ VOICE
[ there is a long silence, then a groggy groan-slash-yawn ]
Guys? Did- did it work? I- wait. This isn't right. Ratchet-? Hello? Ow. Primus, my head. Ratchet said I might be sore, but...
[ a yelp, followed by the distinct sounds of someone falling out of bed ]
Ow. W-what's going on?! Where- what- my body--
Okay, Jolt. Let's think about this for a second. One klik I'm in the desert. On my right, Optimus. On my left... that... one mech. I never got his name. Anyway, I'm positive I did everything right, so how did I wind up here?
Frag it, I better be dreaming. Dreaming that I'm a human. In a house.
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Forget dreaming. Maybe this is really a nightmare.
...Guys? Autobots- tell me I'm not the only one here. Please tell me I'm not the only one here.
Guys? Did- did it work? I- wait. This isn't right. Ratchet-? Hello? Ow. Primus, my head. Ratchet said I might be sore, but...
[ a yelp, followed by the distinct sounds of someone falling out of bed ]
Ow. W-what's going on?! Where- what- my body--
Okay, Jolt. Let's think about this for a second. One klik I'm in the desert. On my right, Optimus. On my left... that... one mech. I never got his name. Anyway, I'm positive I did everything right, so how did I wind up here?
Frag it, I better be dreaming. Dreaming that I'm a human. In a house.
...
Forget dreaming. Maybe this is really a nightmare.
...Guys? Autobots- tell me I'm not the only one here. Please tell me I'm not the only one here.
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Just stay put. I'll be there as soon as I can.
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Does this mean this is action spam?
Why yes, I believe it does!
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... Tell me your name is Jolt and I don't have to go looking for another house.
[ action spam of AWESOME ]
... Get in a fight with the lawn on your way over, Sideswipe?
[ action spam of AWESOME ]
No. I didn't. I... took a turn too sharply...
[pause - he totally tripped and fell]
You look... different than I was expecting.
[ action spam of AWESOME ]
... Same goes for you.
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[Holds his hand up, measuring you... and himself.]
Somehow, I thought you'd be... taller.
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[Shakes his head, leaning in the doorway]
Going to let me in, or do I get to freeze out here?
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...
Oh. Right. Yeah, come in. [ steps out of the way, motioning you inside ] Just... watch out for Harley.
[ action spam of AWESOME ]
[He just sort of... eases inside, still holding that broom.] On a first-name basis with her already?
[ action spam of AWESOME ]
[ shuts the door behind you ] Well, what else am I supposed to call her?
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[He shrugs, sauntering vaguely down the hall] I don't know... "Female"?
[ action spam of AWESOME ]
She's not a drone, and I'm not... not going to call her by her name.
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All right, all right... I just didn't expect you to get so cozy with your "mate" so quickly.
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[pulled away from that drawer]
What was that for?
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[not... really trying to get away]
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[ ...hmmmm human contact ]
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