electrowhipit | oo1 ★ VOICE

I'm crushed. Devastated. But you know what I mean.

[He shrugs, sauntering vaguely down the hall] I don't know... "Female"?

[ follows after, because he really does not want his not!wife braining Sideswipe with a lamp ]

She's not a drone, and I'm not... not going to call her by her name.

[He'd probably deserve it. As he goes prowling around, poking into drawers and whatnot.]

All right, all right... I just didn't expect you to get so cozy with your "mate" so quickly.

I'm not getting "cozy" with any-- would you stop that? [ grabbing you by the arm STOP GOING THROUGH MY STUFF GDIT ]

You could have fooled--hey!

[pulled away from that drawer]

What was that for?

Those aren't your drawers to be rummaging through, that's what. [ still got your arm :| ]

They're yours, I know. Your point?

[not... really trying to get away]

Just... don't go through them, okay?

[ ...hmmmm human contact ]

Something embarrassing in there?

[... your hand is very warm. This is weird]

How... long are you going to hold onto me?

I don't know, but I'd rather you not be the one to find it.

[ oops. Bushing a little and letting go ] Sorry.

Why not? Don't trust me?

[blinks, and leans in]

You just... turned colors. Your face...

That's not-- [ fdakhcf steps back a little, going a little redder ] So did you! Earlier when I asked if you'd been wrestling the grass, but I wasn't gonna comment on it-

I did not! You just did it again! [steps closer, no regard for personal space... just going to inspect your face okay?] It's worse now!

You did, too! [ aaaaah so red. Hands on your shoulders and attempting to push you away ] Do you mind?

I did not!

[pushed back and stumbles a little.] Watch where you're pushing!

Please, I didn't push you that hard. Just because you're missing your precious balancing gyros doesn't give you a reason to yell at me.

I wasn't yelling! ... Much. You didn't have any reason to shove me either.

[totally not sulking shut up]

You were in my face! Of course I had a reason to shove you!

[ but the anger is gone from him quickly, and he just kind of... rests his forehead on your shoulder ] Sideswipe... I'm scared.

Only because--

[dfkdsf - he jumps a little, not expecting that] What--I... [well now what does he do? He'll just... squeeze your shoulder a bit.]

Hey, come on now... What's there to be afraid of? I'm here, aren't I?

What's there to be afraid of? I'm in a strange place, in a strange body, and I don't know what to do.

So am I... I was here alone for two days. I made do...

[he puts an arm around you. Not going to admit he's scared too. That would be silly.]

We'll be fine. We'll get back. I promise you.

[ shifts away just enough to nod, but goes no further ]

We're the only two here, aren't we? If there were others... they would have answered me when I called, right?

[That's fine, he doesn't move either. You can keep that arm around you too.]

Of course they would. They wouldn't ignore you--you practically saved the entire planet!

[ that earns you a confused look ]

I did what?

[he just stares at you 8| ]

... that little trick you pulled with Optimus?

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