electrowhipit: (HOLO | run that by me again)
★☆ jolt ([personal profile] electrowhipit) wrote2009-11-03 01:14 pm

oo1 ★ VOICE

[ there is a long silence, then a groggy groan-slash-yawn ]

Guys? Did- did it work? I- wait. This isn't right. Ratchet-? Hello? Ow. Primus, my head. Ratchet said I might be sore, but...

[ a yelp, followed by the distinct sounds of someone falling out of bed ]

Ow. W-what's going on?! Where- what- my body--

Okay, Jolt. Let's think about this for a second. One klik I'm in the desert. On my right, Optimus. On my left... that... one mech. I never got his name. Anyway, I'm positive I did everything right, so how did I wind up here?

Frag it, I better be dreaming. Dreaming that I'm a human. In a house.

...

Forget dreaming. Maybe this is really a nightmare.

...Guys? Autobots- tell me I'm not the only one here. Please tell me I'm not the only one here.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-03 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, all right? Force of habit!

... sure.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-03 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
5718 Cunningham Lane.

Do you need backup?

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-03 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me just arm myself, and I'll be there.

...

This may take a few minutes. They took my vehicle.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-03 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know... something... blade-like. Your "mate" found a lamp.

... Doesn't look like I have a choice.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-03 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
... for now.

[Rummaging noises. Doors opening. Things falling on the floor.]

I found a... stick.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-03 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It's long and heavy and it's the best I can do, damn it!

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-03 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
... well, if you don't want my help.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-03 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
All right then.

Just stay put. I'll be there as soon as I can.

Does this mean this is action spam?

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-03 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ABOUT AN HOUR LATER there's someone at your door.]

AWESOME

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-03 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[There is a man, holding a broom. On your porch. With grass in his hair. And on his clothes.]

... Tell me your name is Jolt and I don't have to go looking for another house.

[ action spam of AWESOME ]

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-03 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[He turns a little red. Good job, Jolt.]

No. I didn't. I... took a turn too sharply...

[pause - he totally tripped and fell]

You look... different than I was expecting.

[ action spam of AWESOME ]

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-03 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It's true!

[Holds his hand up, measuring you... and himself.]

Somehow, I thought you'd be... taller.

[ action spam of AWESOME ]

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2009-11-03 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I... guess I wasn't sure how much of us... we were allowed, if that makes sense.

[Shakes his head, leaning in the doorway]

Going to let me in, or do I get to freeze out here?