oo2 ★ TIME FOR SOME INFO GATHERING

[electrowhipit]

I guess that's one way to put out a fire. I can't say I really appreciate being left in the dark, though. [ there's a soft thud in the background ] Ow. Fraggit, who put that table there? I need a... what is it? Portable light thing... oh flashlight. I wonder if we have one...

Um, anyway. Speaking of being in the dark... I keep hearing things about this milkman- which is a ridiculous name, by the way- but I'm only catching bits and pieces. Someone wanna fill the new guy in? It sounds like he's got quite the history.

Oh, and Sideswipe? We need to talk.

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[electrowhipit]

[ lkgjsdfg he has to like, pull the phone away from his ear when she screeches ]

Yeah, well. You do the same.

... I'm Jolt, by the way.

[if-she-hollers.livejournal.com]

Huh? I like, never introduced myself? Like, I am so rude I'm soooo sorry. My name is like, Ini Miney, which is like, nowhere near as cool as yours.

[electrowhipit]

Don't worry about it. I'm sure it gets hard to keep track if people just keep popping up.

And I don't know, Ini Miney has a certain... ring to it.

[if-she-hollers.livejournal.com]

My parents had like, a weird sense of humor. My sister was named Mimi, and like, they always said that if we'd had a brother . . . You can like, probably guess.

[electrowhipit]

No, I can't. I think there's a reference there that's lost on me.

[if-she-hollers.livejournal.com]

Huh? Oh. I like, keep forgetting you're not human. . . . It's like, so weird to even think that sentence. K. I'll help you out.

"Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Catch a tiger by its toe
If it hollers, let him go,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe."

[electrowhipit]

... Ohhh. I get it now.

[if-she-hollers.livejournal.com]

. . .

Um. Like, are you sure? It's like, a children's counting rhyme so it like, doesn't really have a meaning. Well. Not unless you like, look really hard.

[electrowhipit]

I at least understand the reference, anyway.

[if-she-hollers.livejournal.com]

Right. So like, I'm glad my brother Moe doesn't like, exist, cause I think that's like, a perfectly awful name.

[electrowhipit]

Moe Miney... I'm no judge of what's normal for a human and what's not but that... it is pretty awful.