oo5 ★ GARDENING WITH JOLT

[electrowhipit]

[ When you're an Autobot, the best way to work off stress is to go out and slag some Decepticons.

When you're an Autobot stuck in a human body, and currently find that there aren't any Decepticons available for slagging (well, not any Decepticons that are your size), the best way to work off stress is... yard work, apparently.

Since fair early in the morning, Jolt has been in the front yard of 1249 Williams Road- raking leaves, pulling weeds, planting flowers. He seems to be enjoying himself. In fact, he might be humming a little, and possibly talking to the plants.

And no, he hasn't been droned. ]

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[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Hey not!husbend. You know that tree in the yard that you're raking leaves under? Well a moment later there is a clown woman hanging upside down by her legs on one of the branches]

What'cha doing?

[electrowhipit]

[ s'up not!wife? besides you, I mean ]

... Harley, why are you in a tree?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[The sky, darlin']

[She shrugs, a feat rather impressive given the fact that she's upside down]

Just practisin' I geuss.

[A swing or two and she manages to land on the branch, right side up this time.]

It's not time for work and there's nothin' else to do.

[electrowhipit]

[ watches, perhaps looking amused. ]

Practicing what? Your acrobatics?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yup!

[electrowhipit]

Well, to each their own.