oo5 ★ GARDENING WITH JOLT

[electrowhipit]

[ When you're an Autobot, the best way to work off stress is to go out and slag some Decepticons.

When you're an Autobot stuck in a human body, and currently find that there aren't any Decepticons available for slagging (well, not any Decepticons that are your size), the best way to work off stress is... yard work, apparently.

Since fair early in the morning, Jolt has been in the front yard of 1249 Williams Road- raking leaves, pulling weeds, planting flowers. He seems to be enjoying himself. In fact, he might be humming a little, and possibly talking to the plants.

And no, he hasn't been droned. ]

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[eldest-hatter.livejournal.com]

[And here comes Sophie out, taking a walk after visiting the library. She's got a few books in her arms as she approaches 1249 Williams Road.]

Oh. Hello.

[electrowhipit]

[ he's covered in dirt and various bits of plant life- and was so intent on what he was doing that she startles him a little ]

... Hello.

[eldest-hatter.livejournal.com]

[She smiles, admiring the garden.]

Those are some lovely flowers.

:Db

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

[You know that nice lady on the phone that keeps talking to you and like everyone else? She's walking by the house now, because that is just what she does.]

\o/

[electrowhipit]

[ He's lugging a bag of leaves to the curb and gives her a little wave and smile as she passes o/ ]

\o\

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

[She smiles back]

Enjoying yourself?

[bukapintu.livejournal.com]

Having fun?

[Nate's there. Boo.]

[electrowhipit]

[ gfdlkjdgf jumps a little ] Where did you come from?

[bukapintu.livejournal.com]

I'm Dr. Manhattan, obviously.

[tickingheart]

[Oh hai, no!father. Your not!son is no longer having a mental breakdown. He's now just kind of watching you garden.]

[electrowhipit]

[ la de da, pulling weeds, pulling weeds. Not quite noticing you yet! ]

[tickingheart]

Do you garden when you're a giant robot? Or is this something new?

[brbpouncingyou.livejournal.com]

[[Sitting on your roof.]]

[[Watching you garden.]]


HEY. HEY JOLT. HEEEY.

[electrowhipit]

[ flinch ]

Hunter, what the frag are you doing up there?

[brbpouncingyou.livejournal.com]

...Lookin'.

...At stuff.

What are you doing?

[strongestofice.livejournal.com]

[Mannen happens to be walking by, and stops to stare at whatever Jolts doing.]

Why is everyone gardening lately?

[electrowhipit]

[ oh hey, I know that voice ]

Is everyone gardening? And here I thought I was special.

[bell-bound.livejournal.com]

[Mogget has taken a short break from stalking number 1248 to find something to eat. That's why he currently has a dead mouse in his mouth.

Thinking Jolt is a drone, the cat ignores him as he passes through the yard.]

[electrowhipit]

[ he pauses, watching the cat. Isn't that the one stalking the house down the street? ]

Hey, I've seen you before.

[xerxesalchemist.livejournal.com]

[Oh look, it's a hobo passerby. He's mildly curious, because most drone-males don't garden.]

[electrowhipit]

[ Not a drone! As evident by the fact that he's swearing at a particularly stubborn weed- in quite few languages ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[When you turn your back to that stubborn weed right there, the door to your house is going to open. He'll look around, and then hobble out, heading for the road. He's carrying the things you brought him.]

[electrowhipit]

[ He hears that door and turns around to see who it is. ]

... Sideswipe?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Hey not!husbend. You know that tree in the yard that you're raking leaves under? Well a moment later there is a clown woman hanging upside down by her legs on one of the branches]

What'cha doing?

[electrowhipit]

[ s'up not!wife? besides you, I mean ]

... Harley, why are you in a tree?