oo5 ★ GARDENING WITH JOLT

[electrowhipit]

[ When you're an Autobot, the best way to work off stress is to go out and slag some Decepticons.

When you're an Autobot stuck in a human body, and currently find that there aren't any Decepticons available for slagging (well, not any Decepticons that are your size), the best way to work off stress is... yard work, apparently.

Since fair early in the morning, Jolt has been in the front yard of 1249 Williams Road- raking leaves, pulling weeds, planting flowers. He seems to be enjoying himself. In fact, he might be humming a little, and possibly talking to the plants.

And no, he hasn't been droned. ]

Comments

[electrowhipit]

Yes, and I hope you realize Starscream happens to be one of those "Decepticon things".

... Good to hear.

[tickingheart]

Oh yeah, that guy, he's real threatening. I think someone painted him bright yellow.

[electrowhipit]

Are we talking about the same Starscream here?

[tickingheart]

Turns into a jet? Ego bigger than his wingspan?

[electrowhipit]

Okay, maybe we are talking about the same Starscream.

[tickingheart]

How dangerous is he, really?

[electrowhipit]

In Mayfield? I guess that remains to be seen. But if this were a normal human city, and these were normal circumstances, I don't think it'd be standing anymore.

[tickingheart]

How do you and Sideswipe compare to him?

[electrowhipit]

In our original bodies? We could take him, easy. Right now, we're kind of at a disadvantage.

[tickingheart]

He's been quiet recently, but that might be a good thing. The quiet ones don't get as many regains.

So you and Sideswipe might get your bodies back before he does.