oo6 ★ I'M THANKFUL THAT'S OVER

[electrowhipit]

Sooooo, any other holidays coming up I should know about? Next time I suddenly find myself locked in a room, I'd kind of like to know why.

... Not that this place really needs a reason to do whatever it does, but asking never hurt anybody.

[ filtered to the residents of 1249 Williams Road ]

Despite my showing up for dinner the other day, I'm staying with Sideswipe for a while. The address is 5718 Cunningham Lane, if you need anything.

Just so you all don't think I've fallen off the face of the planet or something.

((ooc; Family members- if you're up for backlogging the actual dinner event, I'm cool with it. I can make another post here and spam everyone or if one of you wants to post that's fine too! If not, I shall assume they had a lovely time. |D))

Comments

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Well, he thought you'd like a challenge. And you'd better not complain. His tongue is flexible too :3]

[electrowhipit]

[ ... that might have been a noise right there ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Well... let's try that again and see if it really is. Bet you forgot about that shirt, hm?]

[electrowhipit]

[ Yep, definitely a noise. Also, what shirt? ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[That is a good noise. And ah, that would be why it's slightly less warm in here...

Or maybe that's because the door's open.]

[electrowhipit]

[ Is a little bit too distracted to be noticing the door, to be honest-! ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Well, same here, but what about the sound of footsteps?]

[electrowhipit]

[ maaaaaybe vaguely registering- really, scanners would be nice to have about now ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Yes they would. Especially with that sudden... shriek.]

[electrowhipit]

[ dlskjdfsfj that's one way to ruin the moment! ]

What-?!

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Say hi to the jilted dronewife!]

... How did she get out!

[electrowhipit]

How should I know?

[ he is off you surprisingly quickly, though ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

It was a rhetorical question!

[And yes, the female is still shrieking.]

Help me put her back!

[electrowhipit]

If it'll stop all this noise, gladly.

[ gonna try to apprehend your not!wife, Sideswipe ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Getting off the bed to help you. Since she won't shut up, and seems to want to take a swing at you.]

[electrowhipit]

[ pffft, if he can't dodge that, then what good is he? He does bite back the urge to retaliate though, and just grabs her by the arm ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Here, he'll take his shirt and... use it to tie her up.]

I don't see what your problem is! You're not my mate, I'm not yours. Your shrieking your vocals out for no good reason!

[This is Sideswipe attempting to talk her down.]

[electrowhipit]

... Don't quit your day job, Sideswipe.

[ let's find out how many volts it takes to render a drone unconscious, shall we? ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Not many. She drops pretty quickly, into a sad little pile of awfully patterned clothing, apron and pearls. He moves to catch her.]

... You either.

[electrowhipit]

What? You weren't making any headway.

... What are we gonna do with her?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

What if you damaged her?

... I'm... not sure. We can't... harm her.

[electrowhipit]

I... She should be fine. It... didn't take much to knock her out.

[ thanks Sideswipe, now he feels bad ]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... Stop making that face. You've done nothing wrong.

I'll take care of this.

[electrowhipit]

[ the face, it persists :< ]

What're you gonna do?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[He eyes the woman, speculatively. She's not a danger... not yet. Just an annoyance. But what if she is?]

... Don't worry about it. I'll handle it.