electrowhipit: (HOLO | can't a guy get any sleep?)
★☆ jolt ([personal profile] electrowhipit) wrote2010-03-31 11:32 pm
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o15 ★ WON'T GET APRIL FOOLED AGAIN

So much for sleeping. Coraline, I told you weird things happen here, and I think this is one of them.

Where are all of these people even calling fr-- Wait. Wait. Hello? Are there any Autobots out there? This is Jolt. Sideswipe and I are here. If you can hear me, please respond!
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[identity profile] tentacles-exe.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

DESIGNATION: ACKNOWLEDGED.

AUTOBOT: LOCATED.
electrowhipit: (HOLO | there's transformers PORN?!)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-04-01 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ ohshi-- ]

Who is this?

[identity profile] tentacles-exe.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
DESIGNATION: SOUNDWAVE.

SIGNAL TRACKING: IN PROGRESS.
electrowhipit: (HOLO | intense faaaace)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-04-01 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Track this, Decpticreep. [ unplugs the gd phone :| ]

[identity profile] tentacles-exe.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... damn you.]

[identity profile] spunky-explorer.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh! I guess things can get crazy and annoying here, huh. I thought it was some kind of joker or persistent salesperson at first.
electrowhipit: (HOLO | o rly nao)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-04-01 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Compared to the acid rain, this is pretty tame.

[identity profile] spunky-explorer.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
I can imagine so.

[Exhales a sigh!]

When do you think these will stop? When we're all driven insane?
electrowhipit: (HOLO | well gee this is awkward)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-04-01 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, give it a day or two. It can't last too much longer than that. ... At least I hope so.

[identity profile] spunky-explorer.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
I hope so too! Can you imagine how everyone's going to be like if they can't find a moment's peace for a whole week and become all sleep-deprived?
electrowhipit: (HOLO | someone kill me now)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-04-01 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, no thanks. Just thinking about it makes me sleepy.

[identity profile] spunky-explorer.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
The unfortunate thing is, if you managed to get back to sleep from that thought making you sleepy, the phone wouldn't let you one second later.

I wonder if simply unplugging these phones would work...unless this town makes it so even doing that won't make them stop.
electrowhipit: (HOLO | african or european swallow?)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-04-01 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Don't give it ideas, Coraline.

[identity profile] spunky-explorer.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh..! Right... it's probably got ears all over, huh.
electrowhipit: (HOLO | so... the cake is not a lie?)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-04-01 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
When it comes to the phones at least. I really hope no one's listening in on us in our own houses.

[identity profile] spunky-explorer.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
That would be horrible and really, really creepy. It's like being stalked all hours of the day!
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[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-04-01 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
...

Jolt?
electrowhipit: (HOLO | there's transformers PORN?!)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-04-01 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
...

...

Ironhide?
heavyweaponsbot: (Human | Urk...)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-04-01 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Last I checked it was. What are you doing on this line?
electrowhipit: (HOLO | how is that at all legal?)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-04-01 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
I was gonna ask you the same question.
heavyweaponsbot: (Human | NOT THE FUCKING TOOTHFARY)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-04-01 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
... Just trying to call Ratchet. Privately. Heard you instead.

When did you get on this boat?
electrowhipit: (HOLO | get off the damn boat already)

appropriate keywords are appropriate

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-04-01 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Boat? What boat? I'm in a town. ... In a human body, too.
heavyweaponsbot: (Human | Know what we do t'punks like you)

<3

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-04-01 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
... Elegante. Big boat... full of nonsense.

What town? You... they turned you human too?
electrowhipit: (HOLO | run that by me again)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-04-01 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Full of-- sounds a lot like this place- it's called Mayfield.

... What do you mean too??
heavyweaponsbot: (Human | Smug old bastard)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-04-01 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
... Never heard of it. I thought you were in Egypt.

Eh. Captain turns us human sometimes. Whenever he gets bored.
electrowhipit: (HOLO | how is that at all legal?)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-04-01 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're there... and Sideswipe and I are here... who's left in Egypt?

We've, uh... we've been human since we got here.
heavyweaponsbot: (Human | Urk...)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-04-01 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
...

The twins...

Do not... tell Ratchet. He will never leave you be.

[identity profile] if-she-hollers.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
YOU HAVE KIDS.
YOU ARE FEMALE.
LIKE, HOLY CRAP WHY DIDN'T I STAY AN EXTRA WEEK THAT IS LIKE TOO CUTE.
electrowhipit: (HOLO | jiggawut)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-04-01 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
... Mimi?! I-- wait. What? What are you talking about?

[identity profile] if-she-hollers.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Like, ask Sideswipe for the details. Totally in prison, totally miss Mayfield, totally want to see you guys again, yeah.

Spill the details (http://weaponsparked.livejournal.com/7421.html?thread=1104637#t1104637). How many kids? How did it happen? If there's a girl, will you like, name one of them after me?

. . . You know, you like, still sound like a guy.
electrowhipit: (HOLO | run that by me again)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-04-01 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... he is going to hurt Sideswipe. ]

Mimi. I am a guy.

2/2

[identity profile] if-she-hollers.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
. . . But you're like, still having kids?
electrowhipit: (HOLO | what is this bitchery?)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-04-01 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
What? No! Where did you hear that?

[identity profile] if-she-hollers.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Like, from Sideswipe!

. . .

Oooooh. No way! He wouldn't. Like, he's wasting my time telling me lies about the two of you?!
electrowhipit: (HOLO | get off the damn boat already)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-04-01 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, he would. He so would. And I'm gonna smack him.

[identity profile] if-she-hollers.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. That like, totally sucks.

. . . I guess I should ask how you're doing now for real. It's good to hear you again.
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