o15 ★ WON'T GET APRIL FOOLED AGAIN

[electrowhipit]

So much for sleeping. Coraline, I told you weird things happen here, and I think this is one of them.

Where are all of these people even calling fr-- Wait. Wait. Hello? Are there any Autobots out there? This is Jolt. Sideswipe and I are here. If you can hear me, please respond!

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[heavyweaponsbot]

... Just trying to call Ratchet. Privately. Heard you instead.

When did you get on this boat?

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[electrowhipit]

Boat? What boat? I'm in a town. ... In a human body, too.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

... Elegante. Big boat... full of nonsense.

What town? You... they turned you human too?

[electrowhipit]

Full of-- sounds a lot like this place- it's called Mayfield.

... What do you mean too??

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Never heard of it. I thought you were in Egypt.

Eh. Captain turns us human sometimes. Whenever he gets bored.

[electrowhipit]

If you're there... and Sideswipe and I are here... who's left in Egypt?

We've, uh... we've been human since we got here.

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

The twins...

Do not... tell Ratchet. He will never leave you be.