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★☆ jolt ([personal profile] electrowhipit) wrote2010-04-14 12:12 am

o16 ★ WHERE'S A SURGE PROTECTOR WHEN YOU NEED ONE?

Hey, I think I-- [ There's a horrid noise, followed by a burst of static over the phone and the line suddenly goes dead. ]

[ Meanwhile, the lights in the living room at 1249 Williams Road can be seen getting brighter, and brighter, and brighter. The TV kicks on and gets louder, and louder. Sparks start pouring out of outlets and lightbulbs begin to burst.

And here comes Jolt, making a mad dash out the front door, covering his head as the porch light erupts in a shower of sparks and broken glass. He carefully takes up position in the middle of the lawn- staying as far from both the house and the power-lines overhead as he can. ]


((ooc; Jolt's regained his ability to absorb electricity from outside sources- only now outside sources are absorbing it from him. All interactions will have to be actionspam since he can't go back inside or get near a phone.))

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Having not yet received his mail, it takes him the usual amount of time to get over to the house. And when he does, he's out of breath. He didn't bother shouting into the phone, because, really. What would that have done.]

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...Okay. Jolt's intact. Nothing's falling off of him... nothing's attacking him. He walks up behind him, finally catching sight of the broken light.]

Um... What... was that all about?

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[He glances from the broken light, down to Jolt. And back.]

Have we developed a hatred of lightbulbs now?

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He just... stares. That's not normal. He tries it himself--nothing happens.]

...

Should I be jealous?

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
... that was a joke. Laugh.

Is it just your house that's gone insane?

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Not... yet? Maybe? I was on my way to look, and then the phone rang.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
That's... ridiculous. Since when could you do... whatever that is?

[identity profile] tooshallpass.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
[On her way to check the mail when she hears the cacophony and is nearly blinded by the bright lights next door.]

What on earth -- ?!

[identity profile] tooshallpass.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Approaching cautiously.]

Er... Sir? Sir, are you okay?

[identity profile] tooshallpass.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Jumps as well, squeaking.]

Sorry, sorry!

Ah, what happened, if you don't mind my asking?

[identity profile] tooshallpass.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
...Ah! [nervous laugh] That's, ahm, exciting.

[identity profile] tooshallpass.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe... Did you do your taxes? That could be the cause...

[identity profile] tooshallpass.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's not that, then. I sent them a polite note explaining how our, ah, mother burned them and I'm fine, so...