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★☆ jolt ([personal profile] electrowhipit) wrote2010-07-06 03:02 pm
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o18 ★ WHO KEEPS BEDS IN PANS ANYWAY?

... So, I know there's like a million questions being flung around, what with recent events and all. I'm sorry to add one more, but...

What's a bedpan?

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electrowhipit: (HOLO | stow it Sideswipe)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-07-07 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure I don't. Do you have a name to go with your sparkling personality?

[identity profile] best-papa-evar.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously.

What were the exact words they told you? Be specific.

[identity profile] atvaere.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'm Den!

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it was my assignment. And you're the only one I want... assisting.

I'll clean, you assist?
electrowhipit: (HOLO | doing that medic thing)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-07-07 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Uh. They told me I work at the hospital now, and I have to clean 400 bedpans by Wednesday?
electrowhipit: (HOLO | well your mother was a toaster!)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-07-07 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Jolt.

And human bodily fluids are still gross.
electrowhipit: (HOLO | ooooh boy)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-07-07 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
... You might not want to agree to helping me out just yet. I just... found out what a bedpan is.

[identity profile] best-papa-evar.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
All right, then this won't be too difficult--I'll take one bedpan and you take the other. And then out back we can throw dirt on them and hose them down 200 times each.

Should only take two or three hours, maybe even less.
electrowhipit: (HOLO | to see that there's hope)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-07-07 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
You really think that would work?

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
... Why? What is it?

[identity profile] best-papa-evar.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
That depends--do you think you can wash 400 individual bedpans by your deadline?

[identity profile] atvaere.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Totally, but they're just what happens.
electrowhipit: (HOLO | how do you even dress yourself)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-07-07 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
It's... uh... [ whisper whisper whisper ]
electrowhipit: (HOLO | sssh. I'm concentrating.)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-07-07 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
... Proooobably not. I don't even know if there are that many rooms in the hospital.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
...



EW! Why are humans so disgusting! Why would you have to--ew!

[identity profile] best-papa-evar.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Then of course it'll work! We can get to work asap, and be done by dinnertime! How's that sound?
electrowhipit: (HOLO | not the wrench!)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-07-07 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
I think we've found a way around the whole thing anyway, thank Primus.
electrowhipit: (HOLO | do not want)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-07-07 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
I know. Just... ugh.
electrowhipit: (HOLO | blue is the best color)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-07-07 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
... Works for me.

I'm Jolt, by the way. Who're you?

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
...

If you bring me some bleach, and really assist me, I'll help. Despite... ugh. I feel ill.
electrowhipit: (HOLO | sometimes I'm a travel man)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-07-07 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
... I think there's a loophole we can exploit. At least that's what I've been told.

Oh. Um, Sideswipe, did they take away your abilities and weapons? Because... mine are totally gone.

[identity profile] best-papa-evar.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ah--Jolt! I'm Hughes. Aha, I actually invited you and Sideswipe to come over for dinner, once-upon-a-time! Though I think you two were busy with your own problems. You know how Mayfield is.

[identity profile] atvaere.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Who?
electrowhipit: (HOLO | I just haven't met you yet)

[personal profile] electrowhipit 2010-07-07 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
It... yeah. I didn't hear anything about a dinner invitation.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
... Then by all means. Let's exploit it.

You mean... they... there's no more...? Wait a moment, let me...

[He sets the phone down, and then there's silence, followed by a loud crash, some thuds and a yelp.

... More silence.]




Balance is gone.
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