★☆ jolt (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
electrowhipit) wrote2009-11-03 01:14 pm
electrowhipit) wrote2009-11-03 01:14 pm
oo1 ★ VOICE
[ there is a long silence, then a groggy groan-slash-yawn ]
Guys? Did- did it work? I- wait. This isn't right. Ratchet-? Hello? Ow. Primus, my head. Ratchet said I might be sore, but...
[ a yelp, followed by the distinct sounds of someone falling out of bed ]
Ow. W-what's going on?! Where- what- my body--
Okay, Jolt. Let's think about this for a second. One klik I'm in the desert. On my right, Optimus. On my left... that... one mech. I never got his name. Anyway, I'm positive I did everything right, so how did I wind up here?
Frag it, I better be dreaming. Dreaming that I'm a human. In a house.
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Forget dreaming. Maybe this is really a nightmare.
...Guys? Autobots- tell me I'm not the only one here. Please tell me I'm not the only one here.
Guys? Did- did it work? I- wait. This isn't right. Ratchet-? Hello? Ow. Primus, my head. Ratchet said I might be sore, but...
[ a yelp, followed by the distinct sounds of someone falling out of bed ]
Ow. W-what's going on?! Where- what- my body--
Okay, Jolt. Let's think about this for a second. One klik I'm in the desert. On my right, Optimus. On my left... that... one mech. I never got his name. Anyway, I'm positive I did everything right, so how did I wind up here?
Frag it, I better be dreaming. Dreaming that I'm a human. In a house.
...
Forget dreaming. Maybe this is really a nightmare.
...Guys? Autobots- tell me I'm not the only one here. Please tell me I'm not the only one here.
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She what--Where are you? Do you have any coordinates?
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Just... give me a minute. [ brb going to shuffle through papers and various things ]
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... sure.
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Do you need backup?
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It'd be good to see you.
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...
This may take a few minutes. They took my vehicle.
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...Take your time.
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... Doesn't look like I have a choice.
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Right this very second.no subject
[Rummaging noises. Doors opening. Things falling on the floor.]
I found a... stick.
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Just stay put. I'll be there as soon as I can.
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Does this mean this is action spam?
Why yes, I believe it does!
AWESOME
... Tell me your name is Jolt and I don't have to go looking for another house.
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... Get in a fight with the lawn on your way over, Sideswipe?
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No. I didn't. I... took a turn too sharply...
[pause - he totally tripped and fell]
You look... different than I was expecting.
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... Same goes for you.
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[Holds his hand up, measuring you... and himself.]
Somehow, I thought you'd be... taller.
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